Sexy
Ahhhhh
WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
Yell at a puppy.
Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.
(Source: graffing)